Tactical Laser-Guided Pizza Cutter

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WHAT IS IT:  A precision pizza cutter

NEW, FUTURE or RETRO:  New

PREVIEW or REVIEW:  Preview

HOW GOOD IT IS:  I didn't test one of these yet, I'm still waiting for someone to give me one as a gift. I was a little disappointed that it didn't actually cut your pizza with a laser beam, simultaneously sealing the edge of each slice to keep the cheese from oozing off.  No, it's really just a standard pizza cutter with a cool laser light mounted on top to assure accurate cuts. But that shouldn't stand in the way of seeing your friends' jaws drop next time you have a pizza party.


HOW WELL DOES IT WORK: From the seller's description it looks like this is a well-made pizza cutter and the price is in line with a high-end pizza cutter at the cookware stores. It's made of Zinc-alloy body with 3 1/2" diameter stainless-steel blade so it should last quite a while.

SIMILAR TO:  As far as I know this is a total one-of-a-kind item. Get one before they're gone!

DO YOU NEED IT: Duh! You should be able to answer that question without any help from the Tech Toy Wizard. If you want it then you must need it and you'll never be able to eat pizza again until you own one.

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HOW IT IMPACTS YOU:  There's a lot to be said about being the first in your circle of friends to own the last future-tech gizmo and it's probably a safe bet that show-off Charlie down the street doesn't have one of these in his kitchen ... yet.

COMMENTS:  The manufacturer notes that this is not dishwasher safe. They don't say but it can be assumed it is also a choking hazard so please cut your pizza BEFORE you stuff it in your mouth.

TECH TOY WIZARD RATING:   5/5 for fun and originality

WEBSITE:  ThinkGeek

BUYING OPTIONS:  Buy it ThinkGeek (where you can also get genuine Officially Licensed Star Trek™ boxer briefs)

SEE IT IN MOTION:  Haven't seen any videos yet

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